detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

(via guys-srsly-wth-is-goin-on)

adaytoamity:

arineat:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

1) I used cocoa butter every day during BOTH of my pregnancies and guess what? IT DID NOTHING. Cocoa butter isn’t some all-powerful, skin-healing, elasticity-restoring, miracle stretch mark cream. At best it helps reduce the appearance of stretch marks by a tiny bit. And I mean a TINY bit. 2) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH STRETCH MARKS. Literally EVERYONE has them from one thing or another (though severity really is down to genetics). Why should someone spend money trying to alter their perfectly natural body with a laser? To please assholes like you? How about you get the fuck over it. And hey, while you’re at it, maybe do a little self-reflection and consider why someone else’s acceptance of their body bothers you so much.

What the fuck I can’t even be bothered brushing my hair most days

I call my stretch marks battle scars.

adaytoamity:

arineat:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

1) I used cocoa butter every day during BOTH of my pregnancies and guess what? IT DID NOTHING. Cocoa butter isn’t some all-powerful, skin-healing, elasticity-restoring, miracle stretch mark cream. At best it helps reduce the appearance of stretch marks by a tiny bit. And I mean a TINY bit.

2) THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH STRETCH MARKS. Literally EVERYONE has them from one thing or another (though severity really is down to genetics). Why should someone spend money trying to alter their perfectly natural body with a laser? To please assholes like you? How about you get the fuck over it. And hey, while you’re at it, maybe do a little self-reflection and consider why someone else’s acceptance of their body bothers you so much.

What the fuck I can’t even be bothered brushing my hair most days

I call my stretch marks battle scars.

(via the-perks-of-being-a-lesbian)

I actually love my stretch marks call em battle scars :D

behold-theturtle:

stella-rogers:

In the lobby of the CTcon hotel on Saturday, there was a family with two cute little twin girls walking around and talking to all of the cosplayers. I was talking to my friends (hiwamu and haihane) when they were approached by the parents and these timid kids.
The parents asked: “What are you two from?”
Virus: “Uh… We’re from a video game.”
Parents: “Is it G-Rated?”
ViTri: “No.”
Understatement of the century.


This kid knows what’s up.

behold-theturtle:

stella-rogers:

In the lobby of the CTcon hotel on Saturday, there was a family with two cute little twin girls walking around and talking to all of the cosplayers. I was talking to my friends (hiwamu and haihane) when they were approached by the parents and these timid kids.

The parents asked: “What are you two from?”

Virus: “Uh… We’re from a video game.”

Parents: “Is it G-Rated?”

ViTri: “No.”

Understatement of the century.

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This kid knows what’s up.

(via zamii070)

omg dmmd cosplay